Crab stories

THIS IS AN OLD JOKE. TO KILL PUBIC lice and crabs, all you need is a bottle of gin and a fistful of sand. Just pour gin on the pubic area, to be followed a few minutes later by a liberal scattering of sand. Hopefully the unwanted parasites would get scandalously drunk and ‘stone’ each other to death. If that doesn’t work, if they end up becoming rabid AA members instead, resort to the so-called Pilar Pilapil recipe for treating crabs.